A clubnight on Saturday 11th April. The event starts at 20:00.
Grab your hat'n' whip and head off for a magical adventure through time and space on a voyage of discovery that will take you to the very depths of depravity. This is not a return journey so prepare to get lost in an ancient jungle full of sounds so frighting they will make the Nazi's chasing you seem like a wonderful dream you had. Get in on this Rip off of a theme night before Hollywood ruin the franchise forever. Remember, drink from the wrong cup and it could be Jeds piss.
LINEUP (HIP HOP/OLD SKOOL/JUNGLE/HARDTEK/BREAKCORE/BIT O EVERYTING)
- LUKE BUMMERWILL
Half hippy, half bumpkin, all failed shanty town coat hanger abortion, Luke needs to come up with a producer name and stick with it. Mixing, scratching and generally pissing people off with his'can do' attitude and cliche hairstyle. EP. from him coming soon.
- RAGGAMORTIS VS DRAKE MALLARD
- http://www.soundcloud.com/raggamortis
Joint winners of the southwest freeparty scene'crack head lookalikes' award team up, or rather, fight it out, with the winner getting to eat a whole sandwich. Expect oldskool breakbeats and amens from back in the day when your mum worked the street to pay her tuition fees and your dad gave her just enough heroin to make you.
- SCHNEZ
- http://www.soundcloud.com/schnez-ng
Surprising, engaging, progressive and non-stop filthy hardcore are just some of the expressions used to describe the porno Schnez's gran was in. Don't judge, it was the'good old days' and people were as loose back then as her vagina is right now. Expect a mash of oldskool hardcore through to ravecore with nothing in between except the broken dreams of people who used to like dubstep.
- PIXL23
- http://www.soundcloud.com/pixl23
Getting a name for himself in the Cambridge Cottaging scene was just the first step in PIXL23's ongoing quest for fame within in the bi-curious disco pop movement. His name known to anyone who frequently read the graffiti in public lavatories, he has now taken his show on the road. Expect hard ass acid like jungle, breakcore and maybe even some techno spelled wrong.
- JACK LEE
- http://www.soundcloud.com/jacklee11
Not much is known about Jack Lee in Bristol but he is from Devon so we assume he is a sexual predator whos into hard drugs and swimming naked in cow shit while listening to some snare drums. He likes to rinse it off whether in front of the decks or underage girls in any Exeter park. Reppin' Rigurgitate (in their endless battle To be kool like Unit 8) and LLTA, hes now began to take bookings and crack cocaine.
- ACDBRNOUT
- http://www.soundcloud.com/acdbrnout
Is a dick
- HUNGO (Pomelo Posse)
- http://www.soundcloud.com/hungo
- WONKRETE
- http://www.soundcloud.com/wonkrete
Super Low Row was Born in the depths of the Kola superdeep borehole as the result of an orgy between five construction workers and a crusty rave wench in the back of a truck during a spiral tribe party. (True Story)
Under that cute 15 year old face lurks the sort of depression only years of failure can achieve.
No blow is too low for Row, he is lower than a snakes ass hole and no where near as respected.
The man that once told Vandal to fuck off on facebook is here to play for you every tune that spongebob squarewave ever made because then he doesn't have to use the pitch.
Blending together breakcore, hardtek, cdjs and benzo abuse to get his point across - go hard or go to sleep.
- Rough set times:
10-10.45 - Luke Bummerwill
10.45-11.30 - Rory B2B Mallard
11.30-12.15 - Schnez
12.15-1 - PIXL23
1-1.45 - Jack Lee
1.45-2.30 - AcdBrnOut
2.30-3.15 - Hungo
3.15-4 - Wonkrete
- £3 Before 11pm, £4 after.
- Lighting, Decor & Extra sound reinforcement supplied by Long Live The Animals.
- Photography by Jessica Kathleen Brady
- Expect mugs and thugs
Entry requirements:
LINEUP (HIP HOP/OLD SKOOL/JUNGLE/HARDTEK/BREAKCORE/BIT O EVERYTING)
- LUKE BUMMERWILL
Half hippy, half bumpkin, all failed shanty town coat hanger abortion, Luke needs to come up with a producer name and stick with it. Mixing, scratching and generally pissing people off with his'can do' attitude and cliche hairstyle. EP. from him coming soon.
- RAGGAMORTIS VS DRAKE MALLARD
- http://www.soundcloud.com/raggamortis
Joint winners of the southwest freeparty scene'crack head lookalikes' award team up, or rather, fight it out, with the winner getting to eat a whole sandwich. Expect oldskool breakbeats and amens from back in the day when your mum worked the street to pay her tuition fees and your dad gave her just enough heroin to make you.
- SCHNEZ
- http://www.soundcloud.com/schnez-ng
Surprising, engaging, progressive and non-stop filthy hardcore are just some of the expressions used to describe the porno Schnez's gran was in. Don't judge, it was the'good old days' and people were as loose back then as her vagina is right now. Expect a mash of oldskool hardcore through to ravecore with nothing in between except the broken dreams of people who used to like dubstep.
- PIXL23
- http://www.soundcloud.com/pixl23
Getting a name for himself in the Cambridge Cottaging scene was just the first step in PIXL23's ongoing quest for fame within in the bi-curious disco pop movement. His name known to anyone who frequently read the graffiti in public lavatories, he has now taken his show on the road. Expect hard ass acid like jungle, breakcore and maybe even some techno spelled wrong.
- JACK LEE
- http://www.soundcloud.com/jacklee11
Not much is known about Jack Lee in Bristol but he is from Devon so we assume he is a sexual predator whos into hard drugs and swimming naked in cow shit while listening to some snare drums. He likes to rinse it off whether in front of the decks or underage girls in any Exeter park. Reppin' Rigurgitate (in their endless battle To be kool like Unit 8) and LLTA, hes now began to take bookings and crack cocaine.
- ACDBRNOUT
- http://www.soundcloud.com/acdbrnout
Is a dick
- HUNGO (Pomelo Posse)
- http://www.soundcloud.com/hungo
- WONKRETE
- http://www.soundcloud.com/wonkrete
Super Low Row was Born in the depths of the Kola superdeep borehole as the result of an orgy between five construction workers and a crusty rave wench in the back of a truck during a spiral tribe party. (True Story)
Under that cute 15 year old face lurks the sort of depression only years of failure can achieve.
No blow is too low for Row, he is lower than a snakes ass hole and no where near as respected.
The man that once told Vandal to fuck off on facebook is here to play for you every tune that spongebob squarewave ever made because then he doesn't have to use the pitch.
Blending together breakcore, hardtek, cdjs and benzo abuse to get his point across - go hard or go to sleep.
- Rough set times:
10-10.45 - Luke Bummerwill
10.45-11.30 - Rory B2B Mallard
11.30-12.15 - Schnez
12.15-1 - PIXL23
1-1.45 - Jack Lee
1.45-2.30 - AcdBrnOut
2.30-3.15 - Hungo
3.15-4 - Wonkrete
- £3 Before 11pm, £4 after.
- Lighting, Decor & Extra sound reinforcement supplied by Long Live The Animals.
- Photography by Jessica Kathleen Brady
- Expect mugs and thugs
Entry requirements: