Bleak Expectations (by Mark Evans) is the theatrical version of the award winning radio series: it's a silly, camp Charles Dickens parody told by Sir Phillip Bin. It's all about his exploits with sisters Pippa and Poppy and best friend Harry Biscuit, as they navigate the rigid expectations of Victorian England and the evil machinations of Mr Gently Benevolent.

Come along for dastardly villains, preposterous names, pulse-quickening romances, heart-rending death scenes, and definitely, probably, hopefully a happy ending.