PARP! said the sun, as spring sprung from behind that tree over there. Its nearly time for Wednesday's comedy at The Lazy Dog.

Ian Lane - as heard on BBC Radio 2 and Radio 4 Extra - presents his first feature length comedy show. Which means it's an hour. Give or take. Actually, probably a bit more like 50 minutes. When it's finished. So right now, I reckon it's probably more like 45, yeah?

This is what Ian himself says about ALOOF!: "contains the following: 3 types of sneezes; 3 impressions of screensavers; 4 impressions of toilet seats; 6 rejected designs for Fire Exit signs; 6 wooden spoons they don't tell you exist in pubs; 1 song about sudoku; 1 short play about car indicators; 1 joke my mum wrote; 0 photos of my roof. Stats correct at time of printing. "

'Likeable enough' Broadway Baby

Supporting Ian will be SARAH BREESE on larksaphone and PHIL COOPER behind the monkeyshines.

+ Long-standing MC Luke McSargeant(MC). He wrote that bit himself and frankly it's not true, we do let him sit down while the acts are on.

£3. Doors at 7.30pm.

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