Have you ever wondered where you’ll be in 50 years’ time?

Fagbutt presents RETIREMENT HOME -

Imagine the remnants of a venue that has survived another 50 years of squatters, rave goblins, two suspicious fires, a minor flood, and a sponsored walk by 200 elderly lesbians. The walls sweat history. The carers are unqualified. The residents refuse bedtime.

This is a place where dentures rattle and zimmer frames double as dancefloor weaponry, and the only medication is whatever’s being passed around at 3am. This is an event that can't be missed but most certainly causes memory loss.

This March, Fagbutt and Loco Klub join forces one again to cook up a Benjamin Button style brainchain - a night for the (old) ages.

FEATURING
WRINKLY CABARET
GERIATRIC DANCERS
DECREPIT RETIREMENT HOME DECOR
A TIRED BINGO HALL

DRESS CODE: SLAGGY SENIOR CITIZEN

DJS: BASHKKA, DANI WHYLIE, OPHANIM, BROGAN

PERFORMANCES FROM: UGLY, NARCOTIK, CYNTHIA ROAD, MANLY MANNINGTON, FELONY FOX, COKENDRAH, JIGGLES, CHARLES THE PRINCESS, MISS TEE CAKES, BLONDIE

LOCO KLUB | 10:30PM - 4AM | SAT 14TH MARCH

Entry requirements: 18+ — Read more — Read less