It was the Eve of St Paddy's and all through the land, people were wondering 'What should we do now? If only there was a night full of laughter and bass, to put a big smile on everyone's face!'
'Well,' we said, 'We've got the solution! Wrong'uns and Disjointed is the only conclusion.'

These 2 crews have come together to throw the biggest, hardest and silliest event either has ever put on! Expect euphoria, stupidity and heavy tunes!!

Lineup:
Spongebob Squarewave
(The Return of) Garridge
Shere Kahnn (mr happy set)
It's Britney's Bitch (DJ Can't Say No b2b Dj Daisy Cakes)
Pewtwo
Bardiest Bardy (Happy Bardcore)
City Guys
Kake b2b Skrub
Jizzee Rascals (Celtic Bangers)
Toastess with the Mostest
Captain Chaos
Squalorman (100% vengabootlegs)

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Cutie Catel in da building!!!!

Beyblade Tournament!! So Silly Crew will be helping you prove how powerful you are in head to head beyblading madness - bring your A Game!

Spongebob Squarewave
Banned from his pineapple under the sea for his cantankerous selections, co-founder of off-me-nut records 200bpm ravecore royalty Spongebob Squarewave returns to Bristol with his usb of bootleg turbo slammerz!!! All rainbows this Paddys day will be leading to the front left as Squarewave touches decks. Amens flying left right and centre. Donks on donks on donks. Moshpit euphoria bidniz. This is pure, unadulterated party music, powerful enough to summon the leprechauns. Make sure your breath is phresh for this 1 SERIOUS

Shere Kahnn (mr happy set)
Gang weed stoner cru where you at??? Cuz were flying in the biggest stoner from Ireland to bring you a set that would make Tchaikovsky shed tears of joy. Known for turning Dizzee Rascal into a ketamine junkie and Aphex Twin into a crazy frog fan, this man has seen some shit and probably has more stories than you can count. Haha. And hes bringing possibly his most notorious set to the eve of St Paddys. After chonging cigs with dj Hazard, he managed to obtain the mr happy secret formula which he has used to create a tapestry of mr happy mashups that culminate in possibly the most important set of this generation. Prepare to be educated.

(The Return of) Garridge
According to legend, before they were the quirked up shawty known as Voidboi... they were GARRIDGE. Now after many years and sacrilegious rituals, we have managed to resurrect Garridge from the dead to exist alongside their Voidboi counterpart. This Paddys day see them bust it down swag style with the hi bpm donk and bassline sauce. Witness this legend dust of their old usb for the first time in years and get ready for hard cheesy goodness to be fed DIRECT through ya earlobes

pewtwo!
FKA DJ PEWPEWPEW, there is little known of pewtwo's mysterious past..
Some say he was an elven donk connoisseur swallowed by the ghoulish nature of 'The Core'.. Others believe he came from the baby-pink swamps way out west before succumbing to the powers of Ghoul. One thing we can be sure of is that he's now ascended the ghoulcore saga and has arrived at the Trance Era. What does that mean you ask? Booty-shaking, hard-hitting, euphoria fuelled mega-stompers for DAYS. Donk u dare sleep on pewtwo! or he'll visit you in your sleep and put you in a trance for eternity

Its Britney's Bitch
Did someone say britney spears is coming and playing a 1 hour dubplate set???!?! That would in fact be a lie but weve got something so much better. Dj Cant Say No and dj Daisycakes have teamed up to bring you Its Britneys Bitch, a 1 hour 110% high nrg Britney bootleg set in homage to our queen. This moving performance will take you on a journey, spanning every single one of Britneys iconic eras, from oops i did it again to bald Britney to the escape of her evil conservationship. If you were part of the #freebritney movement then you want a piece of this and if you werent then this 1 will make you finally understand

Bardiest Bardy (Happy Bardcore)
Yeah you read that right. Dj Babiest Baby and the bards will be in minstrel mode bringing a selection of happy bardcore bangers to maketh the tav'rn folk wend crazy. Your favourite tunes remixed with the flutes, lutes and lyres into traditional bard style is already a guaranteed wild out for all the bard headz out there but Bardiest Bardy takes it a step futher by reimagining the bardcore covers with blissful hardcore kickbasses. No messin

City Guys
Originally started by Squarewave and Count Baldor, City Guys bring the original production 90s game console segawave vibes!! Feel like your cruisin along a pixelated miami beachfront with the roof down until suddenly a bunch of thugs cut you off and an epic shootout occurs in the nearby backstreets but you had cheat codes switched on from a scrap of paper your older brother left in his room so its all gucci, you make light work of them before you go back to cruisin along that sweet beachfront

Kake b2b Skrub
Rumour has it that these two were born in the rave.... So when they’re on the decks you know it’s gonna be a vibe!! Prepare yourself for a mix of face melting neuro and euphoric donks as they throw banger after banger at you with their super high energy, multi-genre madness. You may have caught them playing at bangface, boomtown or shambala but if not you can see this silly, neon duo tearing it up this Paddy's day!

Jizzee Rascals (Celtic Bangers)
As the clock strikes midnight of St Paddys and the veil between this world and the next is at its most thin, 2 Irish lads gonna be kickin it back celtic style. Expect a audio-visual performance of flutes and fiddles and limericks and donk as they take you on a knees up journey through the true sounds of St Paddys. Crack a Guinness, say slainte and get ready for a spectacle.

Toastess with the Mostest
In the dawn on time there was nothing... and then there was TOAST! Toastess with the Mostest will be bringing spreadiculous vibes to the stage with Toast like you’ve never seen it before. Think hot, think crunchy, think Toast. You better have your singing voice ready because this Toast is gonna be blasting some silly sing-along bangers! You think Toast isn’t sexy, think again, she’ll be buttering you up so much that Toast will be on your mind for a long time after this! Get spready coz this shits gonna pop offfffff

Captain Chaos
Wronguns’ very own Captain of Silliness will be blasting those high bpm belters accompanied by unholy amounts of bubbles. This chaotic Lean Mean Bubble Machine takes silly to the next level, combining all your favourite genres mashed together and sped up to unnecessary levels to bring pure vibez. Chaos by name Chaos by nature!

Squalorman (100% vengabootlegs)
Squalorman doesnt actually know how to DJ but we just unplug the mixer, play a prerecorded set and let him fiddle around on the decks thinking it's him playing. It's quite sad actually but also quite funny to watch because he gets all excited. This time were going to put on a set that just mixes bootlegs of the same 5 vengaboys songs into eachother again and again and see what happens. Come have a giggle

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