A clubnight held at Loco Klub on Saturday 22nd August. The event starts at 22:00.
CLUB LOVE III THE SIGNAL RETURNS
Nobody remembers exactly when the transmission first appeared. Some say it interrupted European television broadcasts during a thunderstorm in the early 1980s. Others insist it emerged somewhere between the collapse of disco, the rise of cable television and a notorious afterparty that should never have happened.
The footage was fragmented. Distorted. Half soap opera, half cult documentary.
Six uninterrupted hours of glamour, psychological collapse, hotline operators, disco evangelists, surreal aristocrats, velvet decadence, queer prophecy, and emotionally unstable millionaires broadcasting live from an unidentified luxury compound.
The event became known as:
THE SATANIC TELETHON FOR THE DYNASTY OF FILTH
For our third ( sixth for those in the know) birthday, Club Love invites you into the transmission itself.
Step inside a surreal world of collapsing luxury, queer mythology, soap opera psychosis, Berlin dungeon glamour, avant-garde nightlife, darkroom surrealism, televised decadence and velvet cult ritual.
A luxury cult spectacle of hotline confessions, rhinestone clergy, disco sermons, ecstatic dance, queer prophecy, televised salvation, and spiritual collapse.
CULTURAL TRANSMISSIONS
The signal appears to have been influenced by fragments of:
David Lynch’s dream logic and uncanny Americana.
John Waters’ filthy glamour and bad taste aristocracy.
Joan Collins at the height of Dynasty excess.
Elton John disappearing into decadent nightlife folklore.
Chavela Vargas’ heartbreak, drama and emotional intensity.
Blondie’s downtown cool and new wave glamour.
Pedro Almodóvar’s colour, camp, melodrama, and queer storytelling.
Amanda Lear’s disco mystique and European decadence.
Klaus Nomi’s operatic futurism and beautiful strangeness.
DRESS CODE
As always, Club Love remains rooted in fetish, kink, queer nightlife, and creative self expression.Your outfit should feel like it belongs somewhere inside the transmission.
Think:
Leather socialites in expensive gloves and ruined diamonds.
Soap opera villains plotting revenge in latex, PVC, leather, corsetry, tailoring, or dramatic eveningwear.
Wealthy divorcées arriving with oversized jewellery, exaggerated silhouettes, fur coats, silk scarves and dangerous intentions.
Berlin cabaret fetishists in harnesses, leather uniforms, mesh, rubber and underground glamour.
Decadent televangelists in rhinestones, velvet suits, sequins, oversized crosses, dramatic robes and cult leader energy.
Disco exorcists wearing metallic fabrics, mirrored details, silver lamé, celestial motifs and nightclub spirituality.
Hotline psychics draped in crystals, flowing fabrics, occult glamour, dramatic makeup and television mysticism.
Rich lesbians in immaculate white tailoring, silk shirts, sunglasses, gold jewellery and suspicious amounts of inherited wealth.
Haunted celebrities wearing faux furs, dark sunglasses, vintage glamour and the visible signs of a public breakdown.
Emotionally compromised millionaires in tuxedos, leather trousers, smoking jackets, opera gloves, pearls and poor life choices.
Surreal aristocrats in exaggerated couture, theatrical accessories, absurd luxury and beautiful excess.
The hotline is always listening.
The transmission cannot be stopped.
The Dynasty remembers everything.
One night only.
The Signal Returns.
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IMPORTANT: We don’t book genres. We book artists. Come with curiosity.
Please Note: This is a Members Event- Members are permitted to bring one guest each. Attendance is limited to approved Club Love Members only. Each member may bring one respectful guest (non-member). Members are fully responsible for their guest and must ensure they are familiar with our dress code and event etiquette. Guests must arrive and enter together with their member.
If you’re not yet a member and would like to apply, please visit: www.clubloveltd.com 
Membership applications close on 21.08.26 at 5:00 PM.
Tickets can only be purchased with an approved membership. Guest tickets can only be purchased if you have been invited by an approved member.
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Right of Admission Reserved
We reserve the right to refuse entry at our discretion, regardless of ticket purchase. A vibe check will be conducted at the door for all guests, which includes assessing general presentation and overall alignment with the spirit of Club Love. Our aim is to ensure the space remains safe, respectful, and welcoming for all.
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Accessibility
We are committed to creating an inclusive and accessible environment.
For accessibility requests or detailed venue information, please contact us via email
[email protected]. We have a site map on our website homepage.
We offer free Personal Assistant (PA) tickets for disabled guests who require support to attend. To arrange this, email us at: [email protected]
Our events also include:
A viewing/dancing area one level up from the dance floor for those who need more space or a less intense experience. Quietish spaces throughout the venue for rest and conversation.
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Low Income Support
If you are on a low income, we’d love to support you with a discounted ticket—no questions asked. [email protected]
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Please Note:
We do not offer refunds to individuals who purchase tickets without a valid membership or without being accompanied by an approved member. If you attend our event you agree to our event policies- please visit our website for more information on our terms and conditions.