Come one, come all, come freaks, come fools:

You are cordially invited to the Twitching Ball! Relish in the opulence of Old Market Assembly amongst other distinguished guests on the 28th eve of November.

Have your seamstresses set to work, your carriage set to readiment and the court cobbler attend to the polishing of your dancing shoes. Let your dresses be the talk of the town and your top hats higher than our society - only those appropriately dressed will walk the red carpet upon arrival!

It is up to you, our esteemed guests, to ensure that our evening proceeds with decorum, well mannered frivolity, and polite conversation. Your hosts have toiled arduously to ensure the entertainment of our soireé is in keeping with such values of properness, civility and modesty.

To titillate the senses, we bring to you:

Fidget and the Twitchers - celebrating the release of their new EP 'Aural Fixation'; Hyperactive, festival-core ska-punk ruckus. Expect cheeky lyrical wizardry, infectious funky grooves and blistering horn lines drawing from eclectic influences spanning the musical spectrum, all the way from swing to drum n bass.

Slamboree Soundsystem - the DJ incarnation of the Pyro-Circus Dub Rave Massive known as Slamboree. Armed with a fearsome reputation for delivering heavyweight bass across global festivals and clubs, the DJ-vocal duo of Freear & Kathika Rabbit unleash a full-throttle dance explosion – an eclectic, genre-smashing mashup of styles.

Dog of Man - “Music to lose your shit to, a ritual of intense catharsis that will leave your jaw hanging beside your pasty ankles. Psych-punk freakout from Brighton.

Twitchee - “A concoction of powerful stage presence and contagious, pensive lyricism, Twitchee is a one-man tour-de-force when at the helm of his exciting PA show which utilises his classically-trained theatrical background to explore alternative rap, grime, garage and 140 beats. It's a unique sound and style which is guaranteed to move a crowd both physically and emotionally.”

As ever Darlings, your comfort and welbeing is important to us - for information about accessibility requirements please contact us at your time of booking by digital carrier pigeon at [email protected] and we will do our best to meet your needs.

Dither not in correspondence nor upon requesting the hand of your lover(s) to dance - we look forward to mingling with you by the canapeés.