Sit Down, Shut Up, Get on Your Knees: The Funeral

Finally, we (will be) gather(ed) (t)here today (Sunday 8th November) to lay to rest our dearly departed Big Papa-C. As the prophecy of Yeshua comes to light the fire in every individual willing and open to step into their divinity, the cruelty of the Roman rule fuels it's own demise, and so, this reprise cues our goodbyes, as we bear witness to tomb where evil lies.

This sober(ing) event will give us exclusive insight into the lives of females back when it was even worse, some poetic tales on the absurdity of modern man, and a chance to purge by fire any energetic hindrances you may wish to release.

We understand that even in death there is room for laughter, and so will not be bound by the solemnity cast onto such occasions - and we will rejoice! And celebrate the relinquishing of the shackles of the industrio-christo-patriarchy. And most importantly, YOU, the congregation, will create your very own belief system to go forward with and shape the world around you.

With a free bowl of Scouse and free tea, coffee and biccies (as always)!

Genuine unprompted quotes from previous shows:

"Had the best time at your event last week, I was so blown away by it all! So funny and thoughtful and moving and tasty and loving. Really can’t wait to come to the next one too"

"Bumholes!"

"I thought I was really in church for a second" (Herbally inebriated congregation member)