Sit Down, Shut Up, Get On Your Knees at St Michael's Parish Hall
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"Now this is the kinda Sunday service we can get behind: expel your religious trauma via uncanny celestial puppetry, a poetic journey of communal biblical reimaginings, and Scouse scran accompanied by choral ambient selections."

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£8 £10 £12

A event on Sunday 7th December. The event starts at 19:30.


Sit Down, Shut Up, Get On Your Knees
Ode to a Christian upbringing

You're warmly welcomed to this multidisciplinary performance bringing battles of angels and demons, tales of tyranny and haunted heritage from Scandinavians to Scousers, with a chance to rewrite religion from the crowd up, ending in the gentle ebb of one of Bristol's finest ambient DJs.

- Confession booth to cleanse the soul before the show
- Angel vs Demon philosophical folly
- A spoken word journey with an opportunity for the audience to write their own religion, lead by ordained Universal Life Church Minister, Liam Callaghan
- A bowl of Scouse in the break (meat and vegan options)
- An Avante Garde interpretation of spacial choral sonics from two8Nine with angelic vocals from Jez

Sunday 7th December 2025
7/12/25
7pm-10:30pm

Tickets:
https://hdfst.uk/e138888

Liam Callaghan:
@imaginate.if

Entry requirements: 16+, any under 18s accompanied by 21+ adult 1:1 ratio