Kermit and his Conk'ubine (Hot 'n' Soapy) welcome you back for the 5th year running for some silly conkery fun. In a big celebration of Autumn.

Your hosts will be spinning Autumnal tunes, battle music & be punditing chestnutty superlatives.

Bring your own conker (however they will be provided), battle name & entrance music and some kind of tournament will commence. Limited space so on a first come first serve basis with sign ups from 1pm.

Previous winners include: Real Real Rich, King Conk, Willy the Conk

Fancy dress highly encouraged.

Free Entry & Down Stokes festival is running throughout the day & night for your live music fix at various venues in the area, see event details. Canteen late show from 10pm.