Work Drinks: A Leaving Do at The Cock and Tail
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A clubnight on Friday 17th May. The event starts at 18:00.


Dear Employees,

We must announce that the business has gone into administration, and as such there are going to have to be redundancies made.

As you may know, following a series of misadventures involving your senior management team's surprise team vacation (read: fraud allegations) and a few minor HR misunderstandings (read: catastrophic lawsuits). As a result we (The Administrators) have been brought in to carve up you/your precious assets and cut mad shapes.

Join us for the redundancy party where some of you will be saying goodbye to your precious income stream and where we will celebrate the end of your doomed corporate saga with more style than you ever managed in your TPS reports.

The meeting will move onto after work drinks, will take place in the business suite of The Cock and Tail where we will discuss redundancies over beers while serenaded by drastically inappropriate music.

So don't forget to dress smart casual and HAVE FUN AND RELAX GUYS!

With the demise of your company and thus the milk kitty, all proceeds will be directed to charity.

The Administrators

Lineup:
7-8pm Pocketegg (RnD)
8-9pm DJ Bee Spinner (patents and legal)
9-10pm Mystic Land Crab (UX)
10-11pm Epsile (marketing)
11-12pm Rodeo Joe (HR)
12-1am DJ Business Lady b2b Direct Debbie (business 2 business sales)
1-2am 1-HUNDY-P (IT helpdesk)

https://soundcloud.com/dj-business-lady
https://soundcloud.com/dj-bee-spinner
https://soundcloud.com/epsileuk
https://soundcloud.com/user-31782019 (1-HUNDY-P)

Entry requirements: 18+

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