JIGSORE SOUND & LITTLE WHORE PRODUCTIONS Present BEAT FIGHTER!! This night is dedicated to underground and lesser known artists and djs. There will be more to come on the line-up so we will keep you posted.

ROUND ONE - GHETTO FUNK Vs BREAKBEAT/BASSLINE

B-SIDE / WOMBLE / FLAVA RAVE / CHRIS E / LOXI

ROUND TWO - BREAKBEAT HARDCORE/OLD SKOOL Vs JUNGLE

YOUR MOTHER / HAMSTA / MARK C / DRAKE MALLARD / AL DOPE CAPONE / GUTTER SLUT COLLECTIVE

THE STORY...

Vengeance is a dish best served loud. In a barren wasteland where Civilisation once stood a new breed of fighting now determines ones worth. When mankind finally became victim to its own greed and corruption, massive wars destroyed the planet, turning the sky green and the ground dry and lifeless. Whats left now fights for survival through the medium of dance.

Sound systems are set up and worthy warriors step forth onto the battleground with their chosen fighting style to win victory, power and most of all respect.

The fight begins as a contender produces epic sound disturbances on the dance floor. Winners are chosen depending on the crowd response. Of course it's not all about winning; the losers are taken outside and shot.

ROUND ONE GHETTO FUNK VS BREAKBEAT/BASSLINE

DJ B-SIDE (GHETTO FUNK)

A key player in developing the Gheto Funk fighting style, B-Side has been known to leave enemies bodies broken from his relentlessly funky beats.

http://www.soundcloud.com/dj-b-side-1

WOMBLE (BASSLINE HOUSE)

The Diggin' It Records and Digga Soundsystem midget cage fighter takes off the gloves and represents his kru. Womble is known throughout the ghettos of Taunton for his wobble/bassline/fidget technique.

http://www.soundcloud.com/dj-womble

LOXI (BREAKBEAT AND GHETTO FUNK)

In order to survive in this post apocalyptic nightmare some fighters choose to be chameleons. By having the DNA of one added these genetically modified fighters adapt their fighting style to the environment around them. This time our genetic hybrid will be using a mixture of the ghetto funk and breakbeat techniques.

http://www.soundcloud.com/loxi

FLAVA RAVE (GHETTO FUNK)

More gangster than The Sopranos DVD boxset, Flava Rave was born in a town that has been ravaged by war (1640-1660) and survival is dictated by word on the street.

http://www.soundcloud.com/lazerbreak

CHRIS E (BREAKBEAT)

Chris is a deranged General from the hillbilly town of Rigory who went A.W.O.L during a tour of duty in the rabid lands of Wales.

Chris now stalks the badlands and woodland with a gang of rouge middle class white men.

http://www.soundcloud.com/chrise1

ROUND TWO BREAKBEAT HARDCORE/OLD SKOOL VS JUNGLE

DJ MARK C (BREAKBEAT HARDCORE/OLD SKOOL)

From the distant lands of the 1990's, Mark C has wandered the wastelands with nothing but his box of vinyl. His story is one of legend and adventure told to the soundtrack of a 90's acid casualty.

http://www.soundcloud.com/dj-mark-c

YOUR MOTHER (BEINIGORI)

Your mother developed her fighting style during her incarceration in the Retox pharmaceutical research labs of Ottery St. Mary. Unfortunately a chemical spill spliced her DNA with a pack of angry otters hungry for vengeance. Your Mother now lurks in the shadows exacting her revenge upon anyone who crosses her path. She flurts with many fighting styles but this time we expect to see the flying breakbeat hardcore jungle kerfuffle.

http://www.soundcloud.com/beinigori-irie-bingo

HAMSTA (JUNGLE)

Hamsta, a mutant rodent from the Jungle Syndicate clan joins the tournament to regain the honour lost by the Jungle Syndicate in their last three fights against the Jigsore Kru. With revenge in his eyes and his cheeks filled with amen breaks all he must do now to secure victory is nibble through the bars of his cage.

http://www.soundcloud.com/amsta

DRAKE MALLARD (BREAKBEAT HARDCORE)

After accidentally swallowing potion left on a windowsill by a crazed inventor, Drake mallard has been stuck in a time loop. Now the Mallard is trapped in a time prison where it is always 1995.

Every once in a while a small rift in time catapults him into the future where he must battle the best he can with the out dated music he has.

http://www.soundcloud.com/drakemallard

AL DOPE CAPONE (JUNGLE)

The people who flourish in godless times are those who can turn global misfortune into a profitable business plan. Al controls a large vinyl racket smuggling illegal tunes into underground clubs and speak easy's. Badman get murder dem who dare try and muscle in on Capone's turf, the last thing heard by those laid to rest is'it's not like that bruv'.

GUTTER SLUT COLLECTIVE

Playing all the worst tunes that you love. When the world turned sour women found they were less suited to the kitchen and actually quite enjoyed gang culture. One such gang known as the Gutter Slut Collective now terrorizes the ruined city of Bristol with long lost pop songs, but still finds the time to whip up a nice pasta dish.

All the usual vibes and cheer known to our nights to be expected as standard.

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