Citizens of Nowhere presents…

A collection of oddities, found in the backroom sorting pile of a loud charity shop. These absolute gems and germs provide an improv feast. Side effects may include spur of the moment desicions, impulsive behaviour, hasty operations, uninhibited actions and spontaneous thoughts or feelings.

Ohthekink!
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According to chat gpt the act ohthekink! do not currently exist therefore they maybe able play to an audience on April 7th 2023 therefore ensuring that John O'Connor is born and that Cyberdyne systems never create the terminators, thereby saving the human race and retain order on the internet aka plentiful supply of cat videos.

Punchcutter
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Ever-evolving crushing manifestation of haunted souls conscious of impending doom whilst battling the ridiculous. Sometimes moody, GSOH, no time wasters.

Arcadia Planitia Five-A-Side Football Team
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Fragmented tales retrieved from the outer realms of unknown realities retold through an improvised jam spanning a variety of instruments and genres.

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£5 Advance
£7 OTD
Over 18s only

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