It's our birthday (yay!) so to celebrate we're gathering up all our grooviest grapes for you to stomp out every juicy drop. None of that concentrated, rehydrated shit. Freshly teased tropical tinglers is what we're supping. A gloopy gateway into the deep. Drench yourself in disco dreamers as we pop the cork and guzzle down that sweet honey dew. Oooooo that's that Rumpf for you. Juicy.

Next bank holiday Saturday we'll be going all out in the back room of the Crofters Rights. Expect a pom pom orchard, perpetual cork popping, mayhem mongering, moreish house and hypnotic disco all up in your ears.

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