A
clubnight
held at The Crown
on Friday 10th April. The event starts at 22:00.
Have you ever been caught in the eye of the swarm? Get your thoraxes buffed and your mandibles polished - it’s time to return to the cocoon to complete your metamorphosis.
But don’t get caught in the web on your way in - we need you in one piece to join the hive mind.
Check in to the most disgusting bug hotel you’ve ever laid eyes on - with rooms going from as low as £7 - and shed your skin to lay bear your fleshy underbelly.
Our host team will be there to check your exoskeletons at the door and prepare you to be feasted upon by creatures much larger and much scarier than you. Egg insertion may happen at customer discretion.
HOST TEAM:
Felony Fox
Morgan Failure
Sofia Hole
Lady Midnight
Once you’ve scuttled on inside, you’ll be greeted once more by spiders spinning webs on the decks in the main room - with the aim of making you feel like a post-coitus mantis about to have your head parted from your torso.
FAGGATOIR DJs:
Charles the Princess the DJ
Diversity Highers
Josie Bee
Psyclops
Reddem
Too intense? Redirect to our second room, the Maggatoir, powered by Riggy Stardust, for sounds as cute, cuddly, and whimsical as their namesake.
MAGGATOIR DJs:
DJ Noodz
Miss Bee Spinner
MTV Clibbs
Promiscuous Piggy
Slaggamuffin
With roving entertainments provided by none other than Slime Slugtopia, leaving a trail of gooey debauchery in their wake.
Low income tickets available. Message us @thefaggatoir.