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on New Years Eve. The event starts at 20:00.
We don't want no snitches around here'. We ain't lookin for trouble, we just want to throw the grandest, most spectacular party your pretty eyes ever did see. Grab yourself an all inclusive ticket to the hottest party in town!
We'll be sipping on Manhattan's and Sidecars, but to get into this joint there's a secret password you gotta know. Keep your eyes peeled and ears to the ground because this party is going to be the cat's meow!
The Square's a real ritzy kinda joint so don't expect your usual bathtub moonshine. We're doing it bigger and better than Jay Gatsby; we're going to town on canap s and bubbles! Just don't get too giggly dollface, there's entertainment all evening you gotta enjoy!
Our Big Cheese has organised the best entertainment in town. Don't you worry if you've got two left feet we're gonna teach you the Charleston and the Lindyhop doll! You'll be the real McCoy.
Once you've learned the moves, show them off on the dancefloor. There'll be a live jazz band you won't be able to refrain from jiving to!
Keep your whistle hydrated with regular stops at the watering hole. Our bartenders are real dapper kinda guys, they'll mix you up a drink if a jiffy. Ask them nicely and they might tell you where the secret hooch is stashed (just don't go telling every Tom, Dick and Harry!).
Throw your dough down on the casino tables and you could come up triumphs this New Years! Just remember to raise a toast when the clock strikes 12, because this is going to be one spectacularly fab-u-lous New Years Eve!