Christmas is an almighty f*** up!
Santa is having trouble emptying his sack,
the Elves are distracted by Grindr,
and Mrs Claus has run off with the secretary.
Santa needs help coming this year, and this looks like a job for everyone's favourite nosey neighbour, Annette Curtain.
Join her and Ryan the naughty elf as as she gets out her dazzling baubles, hooks the elves up with some wise men, and tops the christmas fairy.
Can Annette get Christmas back on curtain tracks? Is she the saviour Christmas needs?
Join Tom Marshman for an hour of Christmas mischief, where Ryan the Elf and Annette Curtain perform some of their favourite poems and songs at this special time of year.
Early evening performance begins at 7pm.
Late performance begins at 9pm.

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