Join Belszki on a comedic journey through the highs, lows and sexual misadventures of a queer woman, as they recount their life experience of the mission to seek, find, and inevitably lose, the person of their hottest fantasy. Let Belszki take you gently by the hand, and guide you through the reclitulous scenarios that the search for a good hard… can entail.

Butch, femme, non binary, top, bottom, vanilla or spice, you will find so many flavours to enjoy, in this unmissable tasting menu! Whether it’s food or al fresco which floats your veritable libido, Belszki caters for all proclivities. Whether self-partnered or with polycule, all are welcome!

Enjoy a backdrop of music, relatable yet cringeworthy video stories, sprinkled with a rather unusual use of props! Switch off your dating apps and slip into Belszki’s hilarious performance poetry, stand-up and audience interaction!

Belszki returns after her 2023 show Cliteracy: are you cliterate?.

Reviews

⭐⭐⭐⭐ "a delightful and insightful piece that will challenge your perceptions of love and dating, plus give a masterclass in observational comedy and poetry." - Broadway Baby

“Belszki unites all of our queer hearts together in a fun, thought-provoking, laugh-until-your-stomach-hurts evening.” - DIVA Magazine

“a refreshing take on being a lesbian and what to expect from a partner, using original comedy and poetry to tantalise and shock everyone into hysterical fits of laughter.” - Remote Goat

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