Ever wondered why 90% of your friendship group has a birthday in April? Tired of navigating a minefield of overlapping Facebook invites, suspiciously similar “intimate drinks” plans, and chaotic WhatsApp groups? Well... We’re here to cut through the noise and do the only reasonable thing: Throw one stupidly good party and call it a day! Come vibe with the Aries that's so tall he has access to different air than the rest of us tall And the Tauruses who puts the 'bull' in “bullshit What you can expect: 5hrs of UK Garage, Bassline & Funky 4x4! Birthday cake... probably (only if one of you bring it though ) Progressively watch us two get so mash up that we can't mix and just decide to do acapella karaoke An unforgettable experience that will beat ANY other April birthday party you've EVER been to Entry: £5 OTD (£6 if you also have an April birthday, you unoriginal mo fo)

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