Uncollective Xmas Party & Awards Ceremony (2019)

After last year's success, we're pleased to invite you all to another Uncollective Xmas Party & Awards Ceremony!

We're giving out REAL awards to REAL people in a night of Christmas debauchery, celebrating yet another year of talent and titillation from the nationwide creative globule that is Uncollective. With your hostesses with the most breasts, T.S. IDIOT & GINS.

Who will be Cutest Boy of the Year? Who is the most Uncollective Person? Who will be crowned the Best of Bristol? Come down to Crofter's on December 22nd and find out for yourselves.

LIVE ACTS:

Beefywink
"Downtrodden yet determined" - Ear Nutrition
Musical tantrums for dark times from our favourite Bristol glitter-punks. 'Chicken Little' out now via Quit Yr Job Records.
For fans of IDLES, Blondie, Public Enemy, and X-Ray Spex
https://www.beefywink.co.uk
https://beefywink.bandcamp.com

The Spoils Collective
"Louder than bread" - Uncollective
The pride of the South West's rapidly evolving art-punk scene, The Spoils Collective deliver a heady concoction of genre-bending sound and vision. Debut album 'Clock Off!' out now.
https://thespoilscollective.bandcamp.com/

Bean Pig Puppetry
"Anything is possible if it's made out of cardboard and foam!"
The revolution will not be televised - but it will be explained in the medium of queer anarchist puppetry. Long live the queers!
https://www.instagram.com/beanpigpuppets

Aiysha - Poetry
Slam winning, mind-spinning, gender queerness for your ear-ness. Aiysha is one of Bristol's most talked about emerging performers - equally tender as they are fierce. Recently heard on BBC Radio Bristol.
https://www.instagram.com/aiysha_poetry

T.S. IDIOT & GINS
Your host for the night - puny punk poet and angry sack of noise. Expect bad puns and violence.

The Perverts (DJ SET)
"Demented" - The Quietus
In the last year, the Bristol quartet have gained praise from Rolling Stone, The Quietus and legions of loyal fans. In true festive spirit, their guitarist brings us an exclusive "cut price limited Perverts DJ set bargain bin waste man experience. It'll put balls on your chins". We can't wait!

EARLYBIRD TICKETS JUST £2!!! http://hdfst.uk/E57461

* WE ARE FIERCELY PROUD TO SUPPORT ARTISTS OF ALL BACKGROUNDS. ANYONE BEHAVING IN A WAY THAT INTIMIDATES OR THREATENS ANY OF OUR AUDIENCE OR ARTISTS WILL BE ASKED TO LEAVE *