If you’re reading this it means that we’ve not been banned from hosting this event by the government - but I sit here writing this before any such announcements have been made, and I’m not holding my breath.

Happy New Year! Anyway, we’re doing another Warp Speed Chug.
Please see answers to the following questions to gather all the information you didn’t ask for:

I’ve not been to Warp Speed Chug before, should I go? What sort of music is it?
Yes. Don’t worry if you see anyone walking around the stage with their trousers around their ankles, that happens fairly frequently. It’s normally Italo disco, Chug and any other ambiguously defined genres.

I’ve been to Warp Speed Chug before, but I didn’t have fun. Should I go again?
Yes, it’s never good.

*yawns* What’s the event details?

Warp Speed Chug Presents... Live, Laugh, Chug
Sat 8th Jan / 11pm-3am
Crofters Rights / Advance Tickets from Headfirst.

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