Yes yes.

Wondering where HearThuG was in the 90’s? … well he wasn’t on this planet that’s for sure. In fact, he was coming to the end of a 3300 year DJ residency with an indigenous vibe tribe on the unknown alien planet of Rhythm X. During this time, HearThuG perfected the extraterrestrial sound. However after the alien colony began their sacrificial rites to celebrate the end of their lunar cycle, they started transmuting their own people into valuable metals!!! With fear and strife amongst his listeners, HearThuG was forced to leave his beloved alien dreamland. His return to earth at The Island, Bristol will be monumental. Considering the distance to Planet Rhythm X is roughly 1000 light years. This we estimate HearThuG to be aged around 300,000 years old, making him the oldest living human being by quite some margin.

Nevertheless he looks about 17. He holds a very spatial place in our hearts and we can’t wait to have him!

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