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Friday 26th July 2019

The C*nty Bumpkins

— The Stag And Hounds
What the '97 Brit Awards would have looked like if it had been doused in Scrumpy and set on fire
time:19:00
price: See event details

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Eh up lubbers, clubbers and general buggers
We will be smashing out a warm up gig for the shortest tour EVER (2 dates) and you should all get involved

We will be back in FULL FORCE to tickle your auditory (and maybe even your reproductive) organs

Normal rules apply, free entry to anybody:
-Wearing clothing of the opposite gender (underwear minimum)
-Who spawned a member of the band
-Who is a surviving members of Wham!
-Legally named Chuck Norris, John Cleese, Tim Curry or any combination of those names
-Who missed their self assessment tax or was audited by HMRC in the year of 2016
-The 3rd, 4th, 7th, 12th and 35th runners of from the 1997 Brit Awards
-Knights who say "Ni"
-Wearing shoes
-Showing willingness to undertake a classic gentleman's duel (Queensbury rules) in order to obtain shoes for entry
-Any two people sat on shoulders with a massive coat on, thus disguising themselves as a single person
-Pretty much anyone as the event is free

We would really appreciate it if you came in drag though..

Also we will make a percentage of however much you orrible buggers drink so please don't be shy, drink like fishes and feel free to buy us a drink while we're playing.
We're only trying to help you shed all that British Sterling before it drops completely out of relevance..
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Artist Videos:

YouTube
The Cunty Bumpkins live at Balter Festival 2016

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