Order up, we got a four band bill at the Bolt

Big Mussels surge up and serve an xtremE noise tussel, no clams in here.
Angular rOck spicy broth from Brighton's Design Fault.
Wrestling all stars' Kurbside Villain be dealin' out angelic jelly bruises.
annnnnnd a jolty caramel cruisin with Rejecthun's strained jazz phunk beef.

full bellies all round,
and a fiver's all ya need!
so cram into your favourite Bath Road boozer for this danceathon !!!!

(no food will be served)
xx

doors at 7:30pm & curfew at 23:00pm.

cash only on the door!